Well, what is there to say about this movie? Very little. This review is late, so plenty of people have had time to say it better and probably funnier. Still I feel an obligation to write something, so here goes.
This movie is exactly what you expect. And incomprehensible mess about guys driving fast cards, doing [...]
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Fast and Furious
Posted in 2009, Action, Movies, Overrated, Sequels, tagged action movie, movie reivew, paul walker, vin dinsel on May 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Punisher, War Zone
Posted in 2008, Action, Sequels, tagged comic book, ray stevenson, lexi alexander, dominic west, julie benz, the punisher on December 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Wow. Thing One and Thing Two told me to be ready for a very violent movie, but I was not as prepared as I should have been. The beginning and the end were pretty good, but there seemed to be a fair bit missing in the middle (Thing Two is looking forward to the extended [...]
Diary of the Dead
Posted in 2008, Movies, Sequels, horror, tagged george romero, Reviews, zombie movies on March 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think I learned two lessons from this movie. The first is that not only have the dead risen, and they are blood thirsty, but in this modern age, they also love the internet. That is the only explanation I can come up with for the this movie moment: A man uploads film to his [...]
National Treasure 2: not nearly as fun
Posted in '07, Blockbuster, Sequels on January 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The first film was fun, a light little adventure movie with pretty good puzzles. This movie was not nearly as fun. The treasure didn’t seem as important, and the puzzles were not as good and the villain didn’t make sense… actually I can go on for a while about the flaws in this one. But [...]
Pirates of the Carribean – At Wit’s End
Posted in '07, Movies, Sequels on January 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Ummm.
I have to admit, I stopped watching it.
Here’s the thing I want from my Hollywood Blockbuster – a simple plot that I can follow. I don’t like it if I’ve been watching for 30-45 minutes and I don’t know who people are or why they’re there. Or why you can flip a boat and get [...]
